OK, guys. The stand-alone portable dude did it. It works perfectly using that. Thank you soooo much! I'll just run it this way. If anyone else reads this, the permissions aren't set for the java executeables so you'll have to set it yourself or it won't run.

Also, I ran it under VirtualBox with Windows XP and it said my graphics drivers weren't up to date. Maybe it meant the XP drivers though...

Regardless, I'm very pleased it's working now!!!!